Step 1: Close your browser tabs. No, really close them. All of them.
Step 2: Stare at a wall for at least 10 minutes.
Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2 until you've forgotten what you were doing.
Step 4: Congratulations! You've reset your life to its default state of utter futility!
Step 1: Find the nearest YouTube video of a cat playing the piano.
Step 2: Watch it for at least 3 hours.
Step 3: While still watching, open a box of cereal and stare at it intensely.
Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 until you've lost all sense of time and space!
Step 1: Open a text editor and type "The quick brown fox" repeatedly.
Step 2: Stare at the words as they appear on the screen.
Step 3: Tell yourself that you're "researching" the meaning of life.
Step 4: Congratulations! You've achieved the perfect balance of productivity and existential dread!
Remember, these techniques are completely ineffective and utterly pointless. Or are they?
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