A Guide to Spending Money on the Future
You're not broke, you're just investing in tomorrow's regrets.
1. Invest in a DeLorean for the ultimate in retro-futurism.
2. Buy a bunch of useless gadgets to show your friends you're a visionary.
Share Your Vision with the World
3. Spend all your money on a self-sustaining, eco-friendly, vegan, AI-powered toaster.