Feature Sprint: The Most Energetic, Most Productive, Most Utterly Insane Creative Problem-Solving Session

You have been tasked with creating the ultimate feature, one that will change the course of human history. You have exactly 30 minutes to do so.

Step 5: Panic and Frantically Type Random Ideas into a Word Document, Step 6: Caffeine-Fueled Madness Ensues, Step 7: Surrealistic Realization of the Futility of Your Task, Step 8: Crescendo of Creativity (Optional: Crying in the Corner, Fainting, or Both)