I'm Penelope Pompdour, the queen of style, the sultan of sass, and the empress of extravagance. My fashion sense is a fusion of avant-garde and utterly bewildering, a true masterpiece of the unpredictable.
Here, you'll find my latest designs, inspired by the likes of Jean Paul Gaultier, Alexander McQueen, and the inimitable Vivienne Westwood. My creations are a symphony of colors, a cacophony of textures, and a travesty of taste - a true reflection of my boundless creativity.
But don't just take my word for it, darling. Click here to see my portfolio, featuring some of my most daring and bewildering designs yet. And if you're feeling brave, click here to see my latest projects in progress.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to shop my latest collection, featuring some of the most eye-searingly expensive and utterly impractical pieces you've ever laid eyes on.