The Minimum Balance Wizard: A Guide to Credit Card Chaos

Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart. It's a wild ride of overspending, overdrafts, and utter financial ruin.

Step 1: Get a credit card with a low limit (less than $100).

Step 2: Immediately max out the card. Buy a bunch of useless stuff you don't need.

Step 3: Forget you have the card. Let it sit in your wallet, gathering dust.

Step 4: Receive a mysterious letter from the bank saying you've been flagged for suspicious activity.

Learn more about the Overdraft Nightmare in Step 5

And don't even get started on the Debt Collector Drama in Step 6