Crash and Burn: The Credit Score Ruin

You're on the brink of financial disaster!

Your credit score is: 500

You've got a collection of outstanding bills, a few missed payments, and a hint of desperation in your eye. You're one late notice away from being cut off from society.

It's time to get real with your finances. Check out our expert advice and services to help you avoid the Credit Score Ruin:

• Credit Counseling - We'll guide you through the process of not going bankrupt.
• Financial Surgery - We'll cut out your debt and sew in some sense.
• Credit Score Astrology - We'll predict your financial future, but don't worry, it's not as accurate as it sounds.

Don't let the Credit Score Ruin get you down. Take action today!

Or, you know, just ignore us and hope for the best. We won't judge you.