Advanced Techniques for Maximizing Your Credit Score Ruin

Subtitle: "Because Who Needs Financial Stability, Anyway?"

Are you tired of having a credit score that's just okay? Do you want to be on the hook for every interest rate hike, late fee, and collections call? Look no further! Our expert team of credit score saboteurs has compiled a list of advanced techniques to drive your credit score into the ground:

• Subscribe to 100 credit cards and max them out!
• Apply for 100 loans and watch your debt spiral out of control!
• Forget to pay bills for a year or two, and watch your credit score tank!
• Open 100 credit accounts with 100 different banks and enjoy the thrill of juggling 100 statements!