Neobrutalist Credit Score Therapy

Credit Score Therapy: Where we help you improve your credit score by making you feel worse about yourself.

Our patented, highly unscientific method involves making you watch endless loops of your own financial mistakes.

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Why Credit Score Therapy?

Because who needs a good credit score when you can have a bad case of anxiety?

Our Methods

Our highly unscientific methods include:

Watching your financial mistakes on repeat loop
Playing "Pin the blame on someone else"
Requiring you to eat ramen noodles for every session

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