Paranoid Uncertainty - The Creepiness Catalog

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What If...?

What if the coffee machine breaks down?

• The Coffee Machine Breaks Down
• The Socks in the Dryer Disappear
• The Cat Gets Stuck in the Blender

Disclaimer: Do not actually try to get your cat stuck in the blender. That's just a creepiness.

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