Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. This is not a place for the faint of heart.
Take a guided tour of the mansion's most haunted rooms
Learn about the history of our creepy clowns
But wait, we also offer clown therapy! It's a real thing, we swear
Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. We're not really sure.
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This mansion was built in the 1920s by a family of clowns who wanted to create the perfect place to live out their wildest dreams. Little did they know, those dreams would be nightmares for all who entered.