We've been trying to escape for weeks, but our plans keep getting foiled.
We've tried bribing the guards with cookies, but they just want more cookies.
We've tried digging tunnels, but we keep hitting pipes.
We've tried disguising ourselves as furniture, but they've got motion detectors.
It's time to think outside the box, or in this case, the padded cell.
Our latest plan involves building a Rube-Goldberg machine using only a toaster, some tin foil, and a can of sardines.
Will it work? Probably not.
But hey, at least we'll have some nice sardines for lunch.