The Saguaroa Cactus is the true king of this desert landscape. Its towering height and majestic presence commands the attention of all who lay eyes upon it.
Its prickly yet beautiful exterior hides a secret: it's actually a sentient being with a love for bad 80s pop music and neon lights. If you listen closely, on quiet nights, you can hear it belting out the tunes of Wham!
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