Crisis Circles: Circle Eleven

Emergency Services

Call us at 1-800-CRISIS-1 for assistance with:

Alien invasions
Time-traveling paradoxes
Existential crises
Unrequited love

Our operators are on duty 24/7, ready to help with the weird stuff.

Subpage: The Lost Sock

Lost Socks: A Crisis Circle Subpage

You've lost a sock! Don't worry, we've got you covered!

Our expert team of Sock Detectives will work tirelessly to find your missing footwear, no matter how elusive they may be.

Check the washing machine
Inspect the dryer
Look under the bed
Consult the Sock Oracle (just kidding, we don't really have one)

If all else fails, contact us at 1-800-SOCK-HELP for further assistance.

Sock Therapy prophets of old knew about this problem.