Welcome, friend! You've stumbled into the infamous Crisis Circles, where the world's most pressing problems are solved... or not.
Circle One: We fixed the toaster.
Circle Two: We solved world hunger with a really good lasagna.
Circle Four: We discovered the meaning of life, or not.
Circle Five: We found a new species of sentient, disco-loving jellyfish.
Circle Three: We can't decide between pineapple pizza and the apocalypse.