Chapter 1: The Great Cheese Crisis of 305 BCE
In a world where the gods themselves were once worshipped as giant cheeses, humanity's love of all things dairy was the stuff of legend. The Great Cheese Crisis of 305 BCE was a calamity of epic proportions, wherein the world's cheese supply was suddenly, inexplicably reduced to a mere 37 wheels.
Hyperlinks:
- Read more about the Great Cheese Crisis of 305 BCE.
- Explore the Crises of the Ancients, from the lesser-known Great Sock Crisis of 123 BCE to the infamous Great Sock Puppet Crisis of 456 BCE.
- Learn about the lesser-known Crises of the Ancients that didn't make the history books, but still deserve a mention.