CRISIS: The Ultimate Guide to Panic

In a world where the apocalypse is just around the corner, you've got to be prepared. That's where CRISIS comes in. This comprehensive guide will walk you through the 10 essential steps to surviving the impending doom.

• Step 1: Stock up on Canned Goods
• Step 2: Learn to Identify Toxic Waste
• Step 3: Develop a Plan for Fleeing on Foot
• Step 4: Build an Impromptu Shelter
• Step 5: Learn Basic First Aid
• Step 6: Develop a Morale-Building Cocktail
• Step 7: Master the Art of Desperation
• Step 8: Find a Suitable Survival Buddy
• Step 9: Learn Basic Sign Language for the Post-Apocalyptic World
• Step 10: Develop a Plan for a Post-Modern Existential Crisis