Squirrel in shades
Apparently, the world has run out of avocado toast, and it's a CRISIS.
It's 3:14 AM, and you're probably thinking, "Whodidwhat/when/whodidit/When?"
Well, let us tell you, friend. It was the squirrels. Those fluffy, cute little critters with their bushy tails.
They've been hoarding all the avocados, and now we're left with... well, nothing.
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Squirrel in shades