Why Inexistential Crisis
You're having an Inexistential Crisis because you're questioning the very fabric of reality, but that's okay. It's a thing.
Maybe you're feeling like the meaning of life is a void that stares back at you like a black hole in a velvet painting.
Or maybe you're just bored with the meaninglessness of it all.
Either way, you're not alone. We're all just floating on a tiny rock in the middle of an endless expanse of nothingness.
We're like the last leaf on a tree that's been torn from its branch, clinging to the wind for dear life.
But here's the thing: we're all in this together, like a bad 70s rock band.