Welcome, young ninja-in-training! You've reached the hallowed halls of Crochet Ninja Training, Level 101. In this esteemed program, you'll learn the ancient art of ninja-crochet mastery.
Today's lesson focuses on the delicate art of thread manipulation. Practice your hook-hand combat techniques and perfect your stitch-work. Remember, a ninja must always be prepared to face the tangled web of fate.
**Mission Briefing:** * Infiltrate the enemy's crochet room and steal their stash of rare yarns. * Defuse the bomb of bad taste in their poorly-made afghan. * Escape undetected, leaving behind a trail of perfectly-executed granny squares.