Welcome, young ninja-in-training, to the most secretive and elite crochet ninja training program in the world. Here, you will learn the art of creating stealthy, high-stakes crochet projects that will leave your enemies (and friends) in awe.
**Warm-up Exercises:** Before we begin, you must prove yourself worthy of the ninja arts. Master the following basic crochet stitches: the Basic Crochet Stitches, the Ninja Crochet Throwing Stars, and the Crochet Ninja Sneak-Up.
**Mission Briefings:** Once you've mastered the basics, you'll be ready for more advanced missions, including but not limited to: Crochet Ninja Raid on a Cottage, Crochet Ninja Infiltration of a Yarn Ball, and Crochet Ninja Rescue of a Stolen Afghan.
Remember, a true crochet ninja must always be prepared to think on their feet (or should I say, on their hook?) and adapt to any situation. Good luck, young ninja-in-training.
**Classified Information:** The following links are highly classified, but feel free to access them if you've completed the previous missions: Advanced Crochet Ninja Operations, Crochet Ninja Sabotage and Deception.