We're glad you asked. Our crumb fragmentation methods are top-secret. But we'll give you a sneak peek. Don't tell anyone.
Our first and most popular method involves using our patented Crumb-o-matic machine to break down whole wheat bread into precise, uniform crumbs.
For our more... adventurous clients, we offer the Extreme Method, where we use a sledgehammer and a pair of pliers to break down the bread. Results may vary.
This method involves actual human hands. Yes, you read that right. We employ trained professionals to break down bread into tiny pieces using only their bare hands. It's like a bread-themed performance art piece.
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