Crunchy Support Group - We're Here for You

Crunchy Support Group, because who doesn't need help with their existential crisis every now and then. We're here to guide you through the abyss of uncertainty, one crunchy granola bar at a time.

Our team of expert Crunchy Support Prophets are trained in the ancient art of snacking, and will guide you prophets through the following:

• Snack selection and preparation
• Prophetic meditation and relaxation techniques
• Prophetic dream analysis
• Crunchy-themed art therapy
• Existential crisis management

We also have a Secret Snack Society for those who dare to venture deeper into the world of Crunchy Support.