According to leading experts, Crunchy is to Chip as Reality is to Baked Goods:
But what is the true nature of the Crunchy vs Chip conundrum? Is it a battle of textures, a clash of flavors, or something more sinister?
According to some, Crunchy is merely a fleeting trend, a passing fancy that will soon fade away like the morning dew.
Others claim that Chip is the fundamental building block of the universe, a constant speed limit that governs all of existence.
But what if we told you that Chip is not just a snack, but a savior? A crunchy hero who will save us all from the bland and boring?