The Art of Crying in Public Without Getting Caught

Step 1: Master the Scream

Hold it in for as long as you can. Aim for 30 seconds or more. Practice in front of a mirror to ensure a good scream face.

• Techniques for Mastering the Scream
• Scream Face Mastery

Step 2: Develop a Good Story

You can't just scream for no reason. You need a valid excuse. Practice your story telling skills, and be prepared to explain why you're crying in public.

• Convincing Stories to Tell While Crying in Public
• Advanced Storytelling Techniques for the Crier

Step 3: Choose Your Setting Wisely

Not all public places are created equal. Opt for a crowded area where no one will notice your tears, like a grocery store or a crowded elevator.

• Public Places to Cry In
• Avoiding Security Cameras While Crying in Public