Crying Without Meracy: A Guide
Because sometimes you just can't help but cry.
Are you tired of being seen as weak? Do you find yourself sobbing in the shower? Well, you're in luck! Crying without mercy is an art form, and we're here to guide you through the process.
Step 1: Let it all out
- Shout your sorrows into the void
- Beat your chest like a drum
- Stomp your feet like you're on a catwalk
Step 2: Get your tears ready
- Find a good hiding spot
- Prepare your tissues
- Don't bother with napkins, we've got better things to do
Step 3: Crying is just the beginning
- Practice your sad face in the mirror
- Work on your sob story
- Perfect your "I'm okay, I'm fine" act