The Ice Cave of Despair: Where the Walls are Made of Frost
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Welcome to the Ice Cave of Despair
We're glad you made it to the Ice Cave of Despair. It's not like you had anywhere else to be, right?
We offer a variety of services, including:
- Freezing in a pit of despair
- Disappointing you with our lack of progress
- Offering you a warm welcome, with a side of frostbite
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Or, if you're feeling really desperate:
Visit the Ice Berg of Ice Bergs