The Elements: A Guide to Not Being a Barbarian

Are you tired of being a brutish caveman, smashing everything in sight? Want to level up your social skills? Look no further!

Here's a list of the elements, because, you know, they're a thing.

  1. Hydrogen: The Gas that Makes Your Beer Taste Better
  2. Argon: Because You Clearly Need More Bling
  3. Uranium-238: Because Radioactive is So Last Season

Stay tuned for more elements, or don't. We're not really invested in your education.