CSS Positioning for the Visually Impaired: Because Your Ancestors Used to be Good at This

				/* CSS Positioning 101 */
				position: absolute; /* Don't even get me started on this one... */
				top: 10px; /* You get the idea... */
				left: 20px; /* Just kidding, I'm just a placeholder... */
				z-index: 10; /* I'm not even sure what this does... */

CSS Positioning is like navigating a crowded elevator with a blindfold and a cane. You just kind of... feel around.