Our Mission:
We're not really sure what the future holds, but it's definitely not this.
Our team of expert procrastinators have spent years studying the art of doing nothing, and we're proud to bring you the latest in:
- Advanced napping techniques
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We're not just a company, we're a movement. Join us in our quest to make the future less productive.