Welcome, cubicle dweller! You are assigned to the most prestigious cubicle in the land.
Congratulations, you've been assigned to the cubicle that's been vacant for the longest time! You must be very special.
Size: 8x8 feet
Location: North Wing, Third Floor
Occupancy Status: Vacant (but not for long)
Free Coffee Machine (but it's broken)
High-Speed Internet (but it's slow)
Free Parking (but it's not really free)