**WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BAKE WITHIN A 5-MILE RADIUS OF THIS SITE.**
Due to an unexpected influx of existential dread, the Cupcake Collapse has been activated.
The once-stable foundation of our bakery has given way to a crumbling edifice of despair.
We are now in the midst of a catastrophic baking failure.
Affected cupcake orders have been cancelled. Please do not attempt to visit the site of the disaster.
Instead, enjoy our Baking Disasters page for more information.