Cupcake Survival Tips

Surviving in a world where cupcakes are the only currency.

Tip 1: Find a reliable source of sprinkles

Don't get caught with a bare cupcake. A sprinkle-free life is a sad life.

Learn how to raid the hidden pantry of sprinkles

Tip 2: Develop a taste for bitter flavors

Don't get stuck with a cupcake that's too sweet. Learn to appreciate the bitter, the sour, the weird.

Join the Bitter Cupcake Co-op to taste the rainbow

Tip 3: Learn basic cupcake combat skills

You never know when a rogue pastry might attack. Learn to defend yourself.

Take the Cupcake Self Defense Course