Warning: Curdled Math may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous equations, or spontaneous laughter.
But don't just take our word for it, let's try some Curdled Trigonometry.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, dive into Curdled Algebra where the variables are as slippery as our excuses.
And, of course, who could forget Curdled Calculus, where the limits are only the beginning.
But, be warned, the more you indulge in Curdled Math, the more your brain will turn into a sentient, squirming, mathematical abomination.