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Curdling in Practice - The Unofficial Guide to Not Losing Your Mind
Curdling in Practice: Because Adulting 101
Curdling, the art of pretending to be a functioning adult, is a skill that's hard to master. But don't worry, we've got you covered. In this guide, we'll explore the do's and don'ts of curdling in practice.
Do's:
- Buy a house - It's the key to freedom... from your parents.
- Pay your bills on time - Unless you can negotiate a better interest rate.
- Talk to your parents - But only about your 401k and tax-advantaged accounts.
Don't's:
- Don't eat cereal for dinner - It's not a real meal.
- Don't wear pleated pants - You're an adult, not a prep school student.
- Don't use Comic Sans - It's a crime against humanity.
Advanced Curdling Techniques
Want to take your curdling skills to the next level? Try these advanced techniques:
- Learn to cook - But only make ramen.
- Practice your poker face - For all those times your roommate eats the last slice of pizza.
- Master the art of pretending to care about politics - It's a skill that'll get you invited to every dinner party.