``` Curry- Coconut Chip Side Effects

Curry- Coconut Chip Side Effects

Report 2: The Aftermath of a Chip-filled Afternoon

Uncontrollable Hunger

Users reported an increased desire for more curry and coconut chips. In extreme cases, users were observed consuming 5 bags of chips in one sitting.

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Sudden Onset of Binge Eating

Users reported a sudden and intense craving for all types of snacks, including but not limited to: cheese puffs, popcorn, and chocolate-covered pretzels.

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Unexplained Staining on Clothing

Users reported an unexplained orange-brown discoloration on clothing and upholstery, likely due to an excess of coconut oil.

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Disclaimer: This report is entirely fictional and should not be taken as actual science. Or should it?