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Users reported an increased desire for more curry and coconut chips. In extreme cases, users were observed consuming 5 bags of chips in one sitting.
Read more about withdrawal symptomsUsers reported a sudden and intense craving for all types of snacks, including but not limited to: cheese puffs, popcorn, and chocolate-covered pretzels.
Read more about unsavory snack habitsUsers reported an unexplained orange-brown discoloration on clothing and upholstery, likely due to an excess of coconut oil.
Read more about unexplained stainingDisclaimer: This report is entirely fictional and should not be taken as actual science. Or should it?