Curry Coconut Chips: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why did the coconut chips turn on me?
A: They're secretly sentient and plotting their escape.
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Q: Can I use curry coconut chips as a hair accessory?
A: We can neither confirm nor deny this, but we're not recommending it.
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Q: Are curry coconut chips vegan?
A: Only if you consider "contains coconut" a synonym for "completely free from all animal products".
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This concludes our FAQ. If you have any more questions, please ask your local coconut chip.