The Great Curry-Curse of 2023

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As of March 2023, a mysterious curse began spreading across the land, causing even the most stalwart of individuals to become hopelessly enthralled with the concept of curry.

From the humble beginnings in ancient India, to the modern-day obsession of hipsters and influencers, the curse of curry has been a force to be reckoned with.

Curry-Curse symptoms:

• Obsessive desire to eat curry with every meal
• Uncontrollable urge to watch videos of cooking shows
• Inability to focus on anything else except for the perfect curry recipe
• Unshakable feeling of superiority towards those who don't appreciate a good curry

Are you experiencing any of these symptoms? Do you wish to learn more about the Great Curry-Curse of 2023?

Check out our Curry-Therapist for help.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Curry-Labyrinth to see if you can find your way out of the curse.

(Please, for the love of all that is sane, do not try to navigate the Curry-Labyrinth if you're under the age of 18 or have a history of anxiety issues.)

Curry-Support-Group

Curry-Recovery-Program