Curry Syrup Recipe

For a truly transcendent experience, combine the following:

• 1 cup of curry powder
• 1/2 cup of coconut milk
• 1/4 cup of honey
• 1/4 cup of olive oil
• 1/2 teaspoon of ground ginger
• 1/2 teaspoon of garlic powder
• 1/4 teaspoon of ground cumin
• 1/4 teaspoon of cayenne pepper
• 1/2 teaspoon of ground coriander
• 1/4 teaspoon of ground cardamom
• 1/2 teaspoon of salt
• 1/4 teaspoon of black pepper
• 1/2 teaspoon of lemon juice

Mix, then serve over ice cream, waffles, or whatever.

Disclaimer: Not actually a real recipe. Do not attempt to make this in real life. You will regret it.