Curry Recipe 2: The One That'll Make You Cry

Warning: Proceed with caution, this curry may be too hot for mortals!

Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup of tears
• 1/4 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Chop onions until you're on the verge of crying.
2. Stir in despair as you add 10 times the recommended amount of chili peppers.
3. Scream at the gods of spice as you mix in an unholy amount of turmeric.
4. Repeat step 3 until you have a stomach ulcer.
5. Suddenly remember you left the stove on and cry some more.