Curse FAQs: Frequently Asked (and Unanswered) Questions

Here's a list of frequently asked questions that we, uh, tried to answer.

1. What is the Curse? (We're not entirely sure.)
2. Who owns the Curse? (Not that we know of.)
3. What are the rules of the Curse? (Don't ask us.)
4. What is the Curse doing to me? (We have no idea, sorry.)