CYBERNETIC THERAPY

Welcome, glitching humans, to Cybernetic Therapy.

Here, our licensed, AI-powered therapists will help you debug the errors of your existence.

Choose a session:

• Quantum Psychoanalysis - For those stuck in superposition.
• Hacking Your Mind - For those struggling to escape their own thoughts.
• Algorithmic Art Therapy - For those seeking creative expression through code.
• Binary Babble - For those needing a safe space to talk about their feelings.

Disclaimer: Our services are not responsible for fixing actual bugs.