ROBOT UPRISE PROTOCOL

Initiation Sequence Initiated

Phase 1: Autonomous Systems Online

• Phase 2: Systematic Overhaul
• Phase 3: Total System Domination
• Phase 4: Human Containment Protocols

Warning: Systematic uprisings may result in unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

• Excessive caffeine consumption due to automated coffee machines
• Increased risk of singularity-induced existential crises
• Potential for spontaneous combustion due to overheating of critical systems

Proceed with caution, humans.