Because you asked for it.
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the party?
Because he heard it was a step up!
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What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band!
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Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
Because he was a-maize-ing!
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What do you call a bear with no eyes, no legs, no arms?
A bear-ly functional adult!
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