Welcome to Dancing with the Stars: The Official Unofficial Guide to Swaying Your Pants

Are you tired of just standing there like a bump on a log? Do you want to add some flair to your dance moves? Look no further! Our expert instructors will guide you through the art of swaying your pants, from the subtle sway of the hip to the full-on, pants-shaking shimmy.

Our Expert Instructors

Meet our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated instructors:

• Mr. Moves, a master of the subtle art of swaying.
• Mrs. Moves, a sassy sayer of pants.
• The Dancing Machine, a robot with a penchant for pants.

Pricing and Scheduling for our classes are available on our Contact Us page.

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Our Swaying Pants Styles

We offer a wide range of swaying pants styles to suit every taste:

• Hip Swaggers Sway
• Whimsy Wiggle Sway
• Robotic Rock Sway

Our Pants are carefully selected to provide the perfect balance of comfort and style.