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But if we were, we'd say our lies are the best.
Or maybe we'd say the truth, just to see if you'd notice.
Or maybe we'd just make something up.
Or maybe we'd just stare at you with an unblinking gaze, daring you to ask another question.
But let's be real, we're not doing any of those things. We're not that kind of website.