The Descent into Doughnut Hells: A Tale of Two Glazed Donuts

Welcome, traveler, to the land of Das Einer, where the only thing more abundant than despair is the sugar content in our doughnuts.

You are currently on the edge of a precipice, staring down at the abyss of a half-eaten box of Krispy Kremes. The fate of humanity rests on the tip of this one lone doughnut, the last one standing in a world gone mad.

The choices are clear: do you:

• Dasein of Sprinkles: where the sprinkles are the only thing that matter
• Finitas of Frosting: where the only thing that matters is how much frosting you can consume
• Being and Time and Doughnuts: where the only constant is the passage of time and the depletion of your snack supply