Support FAQ - Brokerage Tech
Because you're probably lost.
Q: What is Brokerage Tech?
A: We're a company that sells you things you don't need but will probably regret not buying.
Q: What kind of support do you offer?
A: Our support team is staffed entirely by AI-powered rage monkeys. They'll either yell at you or pretend to listen.
Q: Can I return my product?
A: No. You'll have to sell it to us for a 10% restocking fee. See our Return Policy for details.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: We're not sure, but it's probably something we'll sell you a book about.
Still lost? Try our Advanced Support page for more questions and even more confusion!