We're trying to fix your printer, but our IT guy is out on vacation. Again.
Meanwhile, the copier is on the fritz, but we're not really sure what that means.
Would you like to try calling IT again in 5-10 minutes? Or would you like to just deal with the existential dread of a paper jam?
Some of our users have reported seeing a UFO in the break room. We're looking into it.
We'll get back to you as soon as we have some actual IT people.
Until then, please enjoy our complimentary Wi-Fi, which we're pretty sure is not being monitored by our overlords.
The Mysterious Case of the IT Guy Who Just Left for the Bathroom
Our IT guy has been seen playing solitaire for 3 hours straight. We're starting to get concerned.
Maybe he's just really good at it?
Or maybe he's just really good at avoiding actual work?