Dates of Importance

A Chronology of Significant Occurrences

1. The Great Sockpuppet Uprising of 305 AD - The Roman Emperor Constantine I was overthrown by an army of misbehaving socks

The year is 305 AD. The Roman Empire is in chaos. Emperor Constantine I, once the epitome of power and wisdom, has been deposed by an unlikely foe: the socks he once wore.

It starts with small things: a missing match, a snagged toe, a mysterious hole that refuses to close. But soon, the entire empire is in disarray as the socks, once loyal subjects of the emperor's feet, rise up in revolt.

The people are shocked, the armies are routed, and Constantine I is last seen fleeing for his life in a pair of ratty old slippers.

2. The Disco Era of 1976 - Disco Fever sweeps the world, and with it, the fashion sense of the masses

It's 1976, and the world is in the midst of a global dance craze. Platforms, polyester, and polyester suits are all the rage. The Bee Gees are playing their hit single, 'How Did I Sleep Through the Revolution?'

But beneath the glittering surface, there's a darker truth: the disco ball is a symbol of the soulless conformity that's taking over the world.