The Debutante's Guide to Practicing in Action

A Comprehensive Handbook for the Aspiring Socialite

Chapter 1: The Art of Waking Up in the Morning

It starts with a good alarm clock and a decent coffee maker. Don't @ me.

Inactionable Techniques for the Truly Delusional Advanced Techniques for the Seasoned Socialite

Chapter 2: The Science of Making Small Talk

It involves nodding, smiling, and not actually listening.

The Debutante's Guide to Principles of Inconsequential Conversation

Chapter 3: The Art of Pretending to Be Interested

A delicate dance of eye contact and 'uh-huh's.

Advanced Techniques for the Seasoned Socialite